Daily Main Character Wellness

for romanticizing hydration and pretending your matcha healed you emotionally.

because apparently unclenching your jaw is a wellness practice now.

for sleep, stress, sore muscles, and surviving modern life.

for when chicago patio season is a state of mind.

bottled sunshine all year round.

for aging like expensive olive oil

tiny cellular support for energy, recovery and staying hot 5ever.

burpless because we’ve all suffered enough already

support the brain, hormones and overall functioning womanhood.

preventative maintenance but make it cute

contains the five types of collagen bc we can’t forget the joints, bones, muscles and the general wear and tear of being alive in this economy.

when everyone around you starts coughing theatrically.

glow, immunity and collagen production.

warding off that tickle in your throat

a ride-or-die during sniffle season.

meetings that could've been emails