meetings that could’ve been emails
for surviving back-to-back zoom calls, vague action items, and calendar tetris.
blue light + uv glare glasses
because your screen time report can become psychologically concerning.
eyeball support for when you have 47 tabs open.
protein bars | 20g protein
because ‘i’ll eat after this meeting’ was a lie.
emergency fuel, enough said.
screen wipes | 120 count
for removing fingerprints, smudges and traces of corporate despair.
on-the-go wipes for laptops, phones and other emotionally exhausted devices.
baguette wrist support
if you’re answering emails all day, it should at least be whimsical
soft wrist support for modern employment conditions.
dumpster fire sticky notes
at least color-coding the chaos feels emotionally productive
desk support for reminders, to-do lists, and workplace delusion.
emotional support water bottle
your most consistent coworker
30oz of emotional resilience.